Escapador

Thank you, Lindy West of The Stranger, for writing this. It made me smile, especially that person who wrote about people who watch Two and a Half Men in the comments section. Sadly, the person I date loves that show. Sigh.

The Different Kinds of People That There Are. Read this.

People Who Complain About the Printed Seattle P-I Going Under Even Though They Never, Ever Used to Read the Seattle P-I

You know what? That’s called “heart in the right place.” Don’t even sweat it.

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Wizards

Assholes with beards who do magic. In modern times, wizards look just like normal people, because they’ve learned to wear tracksuits and tuxedos over their robes. This means that wizards could be anywhere. Can you trust the people you work with not to be wizards?

Russians

Citizens of Russia. The sworn enemies of wizards.

Russian Wizards

Don’t be ridiculous.